Asta e doar pentru ăştia dintre noi, care înţelegem englezismele ăstea. Haha. Bancul e bun, cred că ar suna bine şi în română, doar că nu ştiu eu să-l traduc corect. În aşa fel încât să se înţeleagă şi bine. Aşadar, here it is.

So…the poor man says to the rich man:
– What did you buy for your wife this year?
And the rich man says:
– I got her a huge diamond ring, and a brand new mercedes.
Poor man says:
– Why did you get her both things?
Rich man says:
– If she don’t like the diamond ring, she can bring it back in the mercedes and still be happy.
Rich man says to the poor man:
– What did you get for your wife this year?
Poor man says:
– I got her a pair of slippers and dildo.
Rich man says:
– Why did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?
And the poor man says:
– If she don’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.